10 Things You’re Not Likely to Hear Anyone Say

Telling secretsI heard once that no man on his deathbed ever said, “I should have spent more time at the office.” That got me to thinking about other things you probably won’t hear someone say in your lifetime (and yes, one of these has to do with University Loft and our solid wood dorm room student furniture). So, in addition to the unlikely statement above, here are 9 more things you’re unlikely to overhear:

9. “I’m sick and tired of being healthy and rested.”

8. “Sure I’m 90, but I really wish I were older.”

7. “This parking space is too close to the door.”

6. “I wish my hair roots were darker.”

5. “I wish I had to shave more often.”

4. “Do these jeans make me look too skinny?”

3. “I really don’t need a vacation.”

2. “I hate great value.”

And the number one thing you probably won’t ever hear anyone say (drumroll please):

“I should have bought weaker, less flexible, less eco-friendly furniture from that foreign University Loft competitor.”

You see, University Loft’s solid wood student dorm room furniture is the super-strong, ultra-customizable, environmentally responsible, Made-in-America choice of more than a thousand satisfied colleges and universities. (Don’t say I didn’t tell you!)

Want to learn more about ULoft’s furniture for college, contact us today at 1-800-423-LOFT.

Bob

The ULoft Blog Team

About University Loft Company and our solid wood modular residence life furniture:

Since 1984, when James Jannetides built a loft configuration for his own dorm room at Southern Illinois University, hundreds of thousands of college students have enjoyed better campus living thanks to University Loft furniture. Today, University Loft serves more than 1,200 colleges, universities and related student housing partners. As Jannetides’ says: “We are always learning, always innovating, and always improving … our environment, our products, and our service. We are University Loft Company.”